Friday, February 24, 2006

This is for Bubby

You know it's time to diet when
  • You dance and it makes the band skip.
  • You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
  • You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
  • You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
  • Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on otherside."
  • You run away, and your picture takes up all four sides of the milk carton.
  • You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
  • You could sell shade.
  • Your blood type is Ragu.
  • You need an appointment to attend an "open house."
Go over to Hurry Up and Weight and tell him "Hi" for me!
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