Friday, December 08, 2006

Daffy-nitions

From a friend:

  • Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
  • Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
  • Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  • Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
  • Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
  • Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
    Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
  • Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
    Jewish men.

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