Murphy at his finest

The following 'laws' have been adopted from the all-inclusive "Murphy's Law"

• Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy one.
• Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
  
• Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
  
• Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  
• Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
  
• Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
  
• Law of the Result:When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
  
• Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  
• Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
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