Saturday, July 23, 2005

It might just be spam if....

1. If the e-mail comes from a guy named Midshipman L. Returnable or
Polytheist H. Communicators, it's probably spam.
2. If you've won anything, it's probably spam.
3. Unless it comes from your sweetie, any e-mail that begins "Hi Sweetie"
is probably spam.
4. If it involves any account anywhere, it's probably spam.
5. If the English in the e-mail appears to have been written by a monkey
with a typewriter, it's probably spam.
6. If the e-mail is dated three months ago, it's probably spam.
7. Only plastic surgery will make your you-know-what bigger. It's probably
8. If anybody identifies themselves as "Barrister" in an e-mail, it's
probably spam.
9. Buy your drugs at the drug store. It's probably spam.
10. Your PayPal account doesn't need upgrading. It's probably spam.
11. The widow of an African diamond merchant isn't likely to have your
e-mail address. It's probably spam.
12. Your Inheritance in the "From" box is probably spam.
13. Chinese banks don't usually mine for credit card applicants in the U.S.
It's probably spam.
14. If the "Subject" line says something like, "In fit my obdurate
kerosene," it's probably spam.
15. There is no such thing as an "OEM SOFTWARE NEWSLETTER," and if there
was, why would they send it to you? It's probably spam.
16. Your computer isn't a "selling machine," so the e-mail telling you to
make it one is probably spam.
17. Your home doesn't need refinancing. It's probably spam.
18. Your BIOS doesn't need updating. It's probably spam.
19. And nobody from the dating site told Nicole about you. It's probably

(Sent via my Siemens SX66 device ... which may explain why it is brief)

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