Some humor (sent to me by my brother)

  1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
  2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
  3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
  4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1bananosecond
  5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
  6. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
  7. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
  8. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
  9. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
10. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
11. 52 cards = 1 decacards
12. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
13. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
14. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
15. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
16. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Cornell University Hospital = 1 IV League
17. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
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