Information/Questions recieved up via email....

• A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
  
• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
  
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  
• Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
  
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  
• Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  
• Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
  
• If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
  
• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  
• Can you cry under water?
  
• What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  
• If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
  
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  
  
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