My below knee has a first name...

A buddy of mine received this from a mailing list he is subscribed to:

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FROM THE "LOOK WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH" FILES
Several years ago, I was employed as a surgical technician in the operating room of a local hospital. A new secretary was assigned to our department whose job was to listen to the dictation done by the surgeons, type it up and place it on the patients' chart.
 
One day she asked me: "Bob, what's a Baloney amputation?" We had just done the procedure and when I finally caught my breath from laughing, I explained to her that the surgeon was saying "Below-Knee" amputation!!
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Everyone sing with me:

My below knee had a first name, it's O S C A R

My below knee has a second name it M A Y E R

Oh I love to wear it every day

And if you ask me why I'll say

Cause Oscar Mayer has a way of helping me get around all day

Original Oscar Mayer jingle

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