This is for Bubby

You know it's time to diet when

• You dance and it makes the band skip.
• You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
• You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
• You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
• Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on otherside."
• You run away, and your picture takes up all four sides of the milk carton.
• You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
• You could sell shade.
• Your blood type is Ragu.
• You need an appointment to attend an "open house."

Go over to Hurry Up and Weight and tell him "Hi" for me!
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